review of moh:airborne

just a brilliant review of medal of honor: airborne.

The Day The Routers Died

The Day The Routers Died... a song performed by the secret-wg in the closing plenary of the RIPE 55 conference

a long long time ago
i can still remember
when my laptop could connect elsewhere

and i tell you all there was a day
the network card i threw away
had a purpose - and worked for you and me....

But 18 years completely wasted
with each address we've aggregated
the tables overflowing
the traffic just stopped flowing....

And now we're bearing all the scars
and all my traceroutes showing stars...
the packets would travel faster in cars...
the day....the routers died



Chorus (ALL!!!!!)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

Now did you write an RFC
That dictated how we all should be
Did we listen like we should that day

Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four
Where we heard the same things months before
And the people knew they'd have to change their ways....

And we - knew that all the ISPs
Could be - future proof for centuries

But that was then not now
Spent too much time playing WoW

ooh there was time we sat on IRC
Making jokes on how this day would be
Now there's no more use for TCP
The day the routers died...

Chorus (chime in now)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

I remember those old days I mourn
Sitting in my room, downloading porn
Yeah that's how it used to be....

When the packets flowed from A to B
via routers that could talk IP
There was data..that could be exchanged between you and me....

Oh but - I could see you all ignore
The fact - we'd fill up IPv4

But we all lost the nerve
And we got what we deserved!

And while...we threw our network kit away
And wished we'd heard the things they say
Put all our lives in disarray

The day...the routers died...

Chorus (those silent will be shot)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try


Saw a man with whom I used to peer
Asked him to rescue my career
He just sighed and turned away..

I went down to the net cafe
that I used to visit everyday
But the man there said I might as well just leave...

And now we've all lost our purpose..
my cisco shares completely worthless...

No future meetings for me
At the Hotel Krasnapolsky

and the men that make us push and push
Like Geoff Huston and Randy Bush
Should've listened to what they told us....
The day...the routers....died

Chorus (time to lose your voice)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try




Words and performance by Gary Feldman

jag har mensvärk

or.. ehrm.. not me but, check it out.

this is for you swedes out there (well, nonswedes can see the fun aswell tbh). it's on swedish national tv 4. and well.. she got her period. no need for any more comments is there..?

update - video below got english subs (!)

deleted star wars sex scene

from star wars episode 3. speaks for itself doesn't it?

bugatti veyron

i'm not a huge fan of cars or pretty much anything technical, but this is just awsome. saw it on tv earlier today and found it on youtube as i just wanted to see it once more.

it's the bugatti veyron and the tv show is the british "top gear" and they try out this car too see if it really can do 407km/h and hell, it can. and it doesn't look that futuristic either, more like a normal sports car which makes it even better. impressive. i'd wish i had one of those and be able to try it out where they do ;<

paris hilton screwing next to a swimming pool

yup. there she is, paris hilton screwing next to a swimming pool! fascinating isn't it?

a wicked korean guitarist

at first i didn't find it that impressive. but the longer i watched it, it kept on getting better, so i suggest you do the same.

triumph the insult comic dog

this one is old. but for some reason i've seemed to missed it before and my mate empee tipped me about it. it's just one of the best sketches/interviews ever. it's triumph the dog who reports for conan o'brien from the star wars episode 2 movie. 10 minutes of laughter, don't miss it.

as if that wasn't enough. triumph made a comeback when he reports from the red carpet at the 2007 tony awards. almost as good as the first one. don't miss the end, that's the juicy part ;)

the japs and their tv-shows

so.. you have to say the tounge twisting words correctly and before time runs out, or you'll.. ..well. watch it and you'll figure it out what happends if u fail.

why on earth do people sign up for similiar shows? crazy japanese ppl -.-

ventrilo harassment

found these (through my mate farlig) and they are just great. especially if you have some experience from ventrilo/teamspeak yourself. but why oh why do people have public ventrilo servers?!? listen, and enjoy! hard to say which one is the best really, find your own favourite ;)





more of them:
here

britain's got talent?

when i was a kid i used to love michael jackson.. maybe that explains why i find this video clip hillarious. but.. this could only happend in britain. i reckon this is from some kinda tv show where they are looking for talents in britain. i have absolutely no idea how old this one is either but still - laughable.

auto phone sex

i so hope there isn't a service that works like this one. and ok, this might be my bad sense of humour.. but.. but.. ok, no excuses. it's fun god damnit!

will farrell - the landlord

this is just hillarious. so ok, it's not really a good thing, to learn a kid words like the ones used in this video. but well.. ..ain't my kid ^_*

nah. but will farrell is just awsome, and so is this video. you go get him pearl! (pearl [the so called landlord] is btw farrells real daughter)

paris hilton - in jail, musicvideo

this quite laughable paris hilton story going to jail is getting so hyped these days, and i thought i would add something to that. so here goes, the official (ehrm, not) musicvideo about paris going to jail. gotta love the lyrics.

and yeah, i wonder how long it takes before youtube gets a lawsuit on 'em ^_* anyways, enjoy!

sweden - iceland, and a strange goal

this must be one of the most weird goals ever seen at råsunda, the swedish national arena. obviously everyone except the ref (and allbäck) thought it was handball and stopped playing. and well, the rest is.. history. poor poor icelandic defender.

game ended 5-0, zuper zlatan made his comeback and sweden are heading for the euro 2008. only spain or northern ireland can stop sweden now.

other goals were made by svensson (2-0), mellberg (3-0), rosenberg (4-0) and allbäck (1-0).

teletubbies makes you gay

well. atleast that's what the "children’s ombudsman" (representative) in polen thinks. the polish government is therefor going to see if teletubbies is encouraging children to be gay.

"- i've noticed he (tinky winky) wore a purse and this among other things can be a hidden gay insinuation" says the children’s ombudsman.

welcome to the 21st century polen (now explain this, rusk and la!)

source:
expressen (in swedish)

wow, it makes you dance

so, guess most of us wow'ers have seen where the dances are from by now. but i found this clip (though kjn) and as it's quite well made it's well worth a look.

but then again. some of them are missing (where the hell is my female tauren or undead!!!?) "#(#&/¤"#&"/#

phaneuf owned by ruutu

quite old, but still a great laugh. gotta love the commentator.

don't try to pick a fight, u might get tripped.

l41d?

hmm.. ;|

about them "blogs"

hah.. this is the perfect example why i would never do a "real" so called blog.

«21:54:54» {@farlig} lal
«21:54:57» {@farlig} blogs are for noobs
«21:55:12» {@farlig} like this retard

and if you thought that was the last of it, think again. and sure. it might be just fake. but still, it's hillarious and i woudln't be supprised if there really is ppl like this mofo.

link:
rtard bernice aka "dax flame", one of the most viewed blogs @ youtube

geez, i wonder why? ^_*